Hello,
I want to apologize for not attending class yesterday. However, I was hoping I could somehow get my paper back with any comments you may have written on it.
Thanks,
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Some professor has an email address a lot like mine and misprinted it on a handout. From time to time I get email from their students. I used to reply and help them out. Then I asked the professor to correct the address. I’m still getting mail, so… from now on they’re going on the Internet. Too bad.
Maybe if this student went to class they’d know the right address. On second thought, if they went to class they wouldn’t have to write an email to their professor and ask them to, I don’t know, fax their handwritten comments back. To a student who apparently skips their class routinely enough to miss an email address correction. F that, in both senses.
(Wow, it’s been a long time since I was mean on the Internet. I’m kind of glad nobody reads this.)
